Son: Dad how do i come to this world?

Father(USING THE INTERNET): I will tell you later now very busy

The son then pleaded to his father and he then agree

Father: One day your mum and i went to a room. Your dad conect to your mum there, your mum download something from my memory stick.

When i upload finish, i then realised i never open fire wall and your mum does not have antivirus.

That time i want to delete but already to late, after 9 months, you have come to the world.

So son..... do you undertstand now?

Son: ooh... so i am a virus!