sian today after timezone go jer de home play audi then i saw that she break up wif me sigh........lol..... then i play a few rounds treat jeremy bak kut teh then father fetch me go home. then when i open com play audi andThen the news spread super fast loh.....lol.
My audi dar got alot of mei mah (i tik she don have kof larx) den when i go to play club dance then starting one of her mei asked "you break up wif my jie ah?"Then i ans her finish hor another pop out(i tik from nowhere) ask me again "you break up wif my jie ah?"then i ans her finish another pop out , wa kao then non stop got so many pop out then i was like super frustrted loh...
then go play club dance. play a few rounds then hor my audi ex dar de mei whisper to me can cpl wif me ? then when i was about to sae no (cos break mah no mood for relantionship)another of my audi ex dar de mei whisper to me can cpl wif me?then wah frusrated.then again another ask me 4 cpl then i kept on reject they krpt sae plz.. untill play another round all choose me then i type "?? i choose who?All choose me?" then all sae "choose me plz..." then the obsverer got about 5 or 6 also wan to come in and play to cpl wif me then suddenly i tik they super scary leh then how? Aiya simple loh alt+f4 then can liao loh ?! then i shut down com leh cos nth to do le then nth to do leh then do wat? Go sleep loh. After ilke 9am then open com updating blog and..... tat is wat i have been doing.hahaha lol

Son: Dad how do i come to this world?

Father(USING THE INTERNET): I will tell you later now very busy

The son then pleaded to his father and he then agree

Father: One day your mum and i went to a room. Your dad conect to your mum there, your mum download something from my memory stick.

When i upload finish, i then realised i never open fire wall and your mum does not have antivirus.

That time i want to delete but already to late, after 9 months, you have come to the world.

So son..... do you undertstand now?

Son: ooh... so i am a virus!

The teacher ask the new boy :" what is your father`s name ?"
The boy said:" Happy!!"
teacher then ask :" what is your mother ` name?"
The boy said :" Smile!"
The teacher then ask :" are you joking ?"
The boy then said;" no that`s my sister ! I am kidding!"

Do You wan a newest and expensive phone for free?
Do you wan a PSP?
DO you wan to own a big house?


If so ......................................
then go to www.waitlonglong .com!

There is a place which everyone used to go to place and veri relaxing. But now it become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually
which is SENTOSA

ah beng :" people consider me as a god."
Wife :" how do you know?"
Ah beng:" cause when i went to the park today ,everybody said,Oh GOD! you have come again!"

Teacher:"Ah beng , convert i killed a person in future tense."
Ah beng:" The furture tense is you will go to jail"

Devoted wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care her husband
when he met a accident ,he stay coma for several months she stay beside him for every single day.
when he woke up he said you know what you have been with me through the bad times.
"when i got fired ,you were there to support me. when my business failed you were there to support me. when we lost the house you were by my side.And when my heath started failing you were still by my side."

husband:"you know what ?"

Wife:" what , dear?"

Husband:'i think you bring me bad luck!"

Copy and paste to your own blog,erase my answers,and add your own.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of your following question.
They have to be real places,name and objects,but nothing made up.
Tryto use different answersif the person you got this from have the same initial.
You can`t use your namefor the boy/girl question.Have fun with it!


My name kelvin

1.Four letter word-soul
2.Boy`s name-allen
3.Girl`s name-jane
4.Occupation-jobless larx
5.Colour-black?
6.Something you wear-shirt larx lol
7.Beverage-coke lorx
8.Food-pizza
9.Place-bukit batok
10.Something found in your bathroom-toliet bowl larx
11.Reason for being late-Err.... a mad man kiddnapped me then i escape?
12.Something you shout- oi come back here larx
13.Font-why must tell you?
14.Tv shows or movies-eagle`s eye
15.Song title-Ni Na Me Ai Ta
16.Country-Australia

Name 10 people to pass it on:

1.DON
2.ASK
3.So
4.MUCH
5.,
6.JUST
7.PASS
8.THE
9.MESSAGE
10.LARX