Today veri sian nth to do haiz pei jer again nth interesting happen..... everything is usual and nth interesting ever happened.......
As every single second pass.....
I realise that you are getting further.....
I miss these days where we use to talk and chat.....
Be it 1 year, 10 years, 15 years,or even 50 years ....
......I will.... still wait..... for you......
Friday, January 23, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Wah yesterday just came back from the camp wah sibei tired loh... i nvr bring sleeping bag cos i lazy then i sleep on the floor , damn hard then next morning my back aching......
The first day of camp like no one talking in the group cos all people differet class form into one group then whole day nvr talk sibei sian....... then second day got a few people talk then i follow loh then our teacher is Saiful. (He quite funny larx) then on tat day i do flying fox then my *TOOT* veri pain the belt clamp on my *TOOT*..... then later play others then finish liao
The third day we do the campfire rap then sleep le...... The last day go back home leh (yes!). The onli niceset breakfast is the last day de... the porridge damn nice XD On the way home go eat pastamania then play TZ then go home le.....
The sun reminds me of your warm smile......
The rain reminds me of you ignoring me.......
And everytime i could onli see you from afar......
The first day of camp like no one talking in the group cos all people differet class form into one group then whole day nvr talk sibei sian....... then second day got a few people talk then i follow loh then our teacher is Saiful. (He quite funny larx) then on tat day i do flying fox then my *TOOT* veri pain the belt clamp on my *TOOT*..... then later play others then finish liao
The third day we do the campfire rap then sleep le...... The last day go back home leh (yes!). The onli niceset breakfast is the last day de... the porridge damn nice XD On the way home go eat pastamania then play TZ then go home le.....
The sun reminds me of your warm smile......
The rain reminds me of you ignoring me.......
And everytime i could onli see you from afar......
Thursday, January 8, 2009
A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
~joke~
忠誠的妻子
有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
'真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
The Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the' after-life' with me. And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well,he died….
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Herfriend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband!
The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !?
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
忠誠的妻子
有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
'真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
The Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the' after-life' with me. And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well,he died….
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Herfriend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband!
The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !?
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
Sian dia lox today first day of school jiu tio liao the teacher sae my hair long sae already at the cheek there liao then go snip it off lox wa lao..... Then jer oso tio but nvr snip off just warning..
Then the most fun lesson is chinese cos the most of the time we kao bei the lao shi then the teacher qi dao the face sibei funny haha lol...... then ccd lesson over le then after jiu go home le..... (Wah today recess late realese us and somemore i today super sleepy and somemore so boring tian dou liang lox... lol then sleep a little bit in class XD)
Friend come my home play audition then he go back le then i go downstairs go cut hair cos the teacher`s cutting sucks man(Seriosly if teacher u see tis u better go get ur barber licence for GS!)Then jer go for his npcc training then he tio by Mr Goh then he go sniff off jer de fringe wah then later i saw him at the bbt shop then his hair like the lion hair lox haha XD damn funny then i treat him bbt then i pok le...T_T cut finsh hair le go buy bbt and mentose spearmint flavour de
then i go sleep until no then wake up open com..... then update finish le blog i now go play audi le......
Then the most fun lesson is chinese cos the most of the time we kao bei the lao shi then the teacher qi dao the face sibei funny haha lol...... then ccd lesson over le then after jiu go home le..... (Wah today recess late realese us and somemore i today super sleepy and somemore so boring tian dou liang lox... lol then sleep a little bit in class XD)
Friend come my home play audition then he go back le then i go downstairs go cut hair cos the teacher`s cutting sucks man(Seriosly if teacher u see tis u better go get ur barber licence for GS!)Then jer go for his npcc training then he tio by Mr Goh then he go sniff off jer de fringe wah then later i saw him at the bbt shop then his hair like the lion hair lox haha XD damn funny then i treat him bbt then i pok le...T_T cut finsh hair le go buy bbt and mentose spearmint flavour de
then i go sleep until no then wake up open com..... then update finish le blog i now go play audi le......
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